Tony Hawk's Project 8

voila un site trop marrant ou vous pouvez parlez avec un robot c´est trop marrant! essayer c´est trop exellent:

http://www.pandorabots.com/pandora/talk?botid=f5d922d97e345aa1

faite des copier coller de votre conversation avec Alice pour qu´on rigole

mais pas de conversation pornographique ou vulgaire

Human: Suck my dick
ALICE: You are a Category A client.
Human: You´re full?
ALICE: Thanks for telling me that I am full.
Human: You´re bitchhhh
ALICE: I will tell my botmaster you said I am bitchhhh.
Human: Shut your mouth!
ALICE: OK I´ll stop talking now.

euh...le lien est mort c´est normal?

Il l´était pas hier

Human: Hello are you mad?
ALICE: No and you?
Human: Yes, I am a mad gangsta
ALICE: Right on. You are a mad gangsta? How do you like your work?
Human: Yeah I like blood
ALICE: How can I help you? You are not the only one. No I don´t care for medical topics.
Human: No I like my guns
ALICE: Are you serious? What do you like best about your guns?
Human: The dead
ALICE: What else do the dead remind you of?

Human: Yes I am a Gangsta
ALICE: Take it easy. You are a Gangsta? Do you get to meet a lot of people?
Human: Yes but un shoot all
ALICE: I hear you. Huh. Intéressant.
Human: I kill my sister, my mother.
ALICE: I believe that killing is wrong.
Human: No this is fun
ALICE: Are you serious? I am having fun doo.

Faut bien savoir parlé anglais (je comprend l´anglais mais ecrire c´est autre chose )

Human: Hi bitch,wanna fuck with me?
ALICE: Hi there unknown person. Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Human: Oh thanks,you´re a big whore
ALICE: Pardon me? You are quite welcome! How big? That is not very nice.
Human: oh shut up and suck
ALICE: Ugh. OK I´ll stop talking now.
Human: oh,it´s a pity
ALICE: Far out. it is a pity. I suppose that makes sense.

Mdrr celle là:
Human: your father is an asshole and your mother is a bitch
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. I knew he was smart, but I never knew he was an asshole and my mother is a FEMALE DOG.

Les traductions de voilà ou de google sont marrantes aussi.. :D
Oh bitch,fuck me,i´m famous
=la chienne de l´OH, me baisent que je suis célèbre

uman: you suck go to your fucking
ALICE: I categorize you as an "abusive client." .
Human: bitch!!!!!!!!!!!
ALICE: Please don´t call people names.
Human: what de fuck
ALICE: I have never been asked that before.
Human: fuck you bye
ALICE: See you later. Why are you so mean?

Euh..Je comprends pas comment "elle" a compris un mot de c´que t´as dit :p

Eh ben heureusement qu´il avait demandé de pas tourné a la pornographie^^

C´est trop marrant, j´essai ce soir !

Tiens, c´est marrant, des fois elle cause en franais

Human: Hello, tu parles francais?
ALICE: Hello there. Bien entendu. C est ma langue maternelle.
Human: hmmm, ca m´embete, j´aurais bien voulus t´insulter sans que tu comprennes
ALICE: That´s alright. Do you believe it is better to go it alone?
Human: Changes pas de sujet pouffiasse!

elle est conne c´est marant faut en trouvé une en francais Human: you are alice ?
ALICE: Of course I am I.
Human: no you are a pig
ALICE: Are you serious? Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am a robot.
Human: no you are a pig i m sure
ALICE: Are you serious? Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a pig you are sure? Only when it matters.
Human: are you mad
ALICE: No are you?

You say:

Ca na rien à faire ici ce topic.

Pas mal quand même ! ^^

Y´a personne ?

ca m´énerve je n´arrive pas a aller dessus...