Blabla moins de 15 ans

Tabasse l'ancien porteur du micro, prend le micro, et chante :

"Belinda was mine, till the time that I found her
Holding Jim, and loving him
Then Sue came along, loved me strong, that's what I thought
Me and Sue, but that died too

Don't know that I will but until I can find me
A girl who'll stay and won't play games behind me
I'll be what I am, a solitary man, solitary man..."

• Laisse le micro à Deadly parce que aime sa chanson*

• prends le micro*

Baby baby
Baby Ooh
Ps:je deteste bieberk

• attrape le micro*

Everybody in the party clap your hands *clap clap clap clap*

• balance le micro dans la gueule tu premier que je vois *

tape deadly a coup de pieds prend le micro et....

Nothing suffocates you more than the passing of everyday human events
Isolation is the oxygen mask you make your children breath into survive

But I'm not a slave to a god that doesn't exist
But I'm not a slave to a world that doesn't give a shit
And when we were good you just closed you eyes
So when we are bad we're going to scar your minds

Fight

You'll never grow up to be a big-rock-star-celebrated-victim-of-your-fame
They'll just cut our wrists like cheap coupons and say that death was on sale today

And when we were good you just closed you eyes
So when we are bad we're scar your minds
But I'm not a slave to a god that doesn't exist
But I'm not a slave to a world that doesn't give a shit

The death of one is a tragedy
But death of a million is just a statistic

But I'm not a slave to a god that doesn't exist
But I'm not a slave to a world that doesn't give a shit

• prend le micro*

TU E MA STARRRRRRRRRRR TU MILUMINE DAN LE NWAR
TU E MA STARRRRRRRRRRR TWA SEUL ME REDONN ESPWAR
C TOI KI BRIY PARMI TOUTE LE ETOILE DU SIELLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Onche onche, tu veux du ponche ?
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Demain il pleut :'(

• lui coupe la main et prend le micro*

Tryna get into where I fit in, no room for a n*gg*
But soon for a n*gg* it be on m*th*rf*ck*r
Cause all this b*llsh*t, it made me strong m*th*rf*ck*r
So I pick the world up and I'm a drop it on your f*ck*n' head, yeahh!
B*tch, I'm a pick the world up and I'm a drop it on your f*ck*n' head yeah
And I could die now rebirth m*th*rf*ck*r
Hop up in my spaceship and leave Earth
m*th*rf*ck*r I'm gone
m*th*rf*ck*r I'm gone

Postillonne sur le micro et s'électrocute

"Dégagez, je suis médecin !"

• Réanime LeBretondu56*
• Prends le micro, l'essuie, et se met à chanter*

"Mmhhhhh, you touch my tralala.... Ohh, my ding ding dong !"

Party Rock !
Everyody just have a good time

• Attrape le micro *

Je ne sais pas chanter.

• Lance le micro *

• le prend*

Border line,
Dead inside.
I don't mind,
Falling to pieces.
Count me in, violent
Let's begin, feeding the sickness.
How do I simplify,
Dislocate - the enemy's on the way.

Show me what it's like
To dream in black and white,
So I can leave this world tonight.

• Prend le micro en moonwalk*

Billie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son
She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son

Shawty's like a melody in my head
That I can't keep out
Got me singin' like
Na na na na everyday
It's like my iPod stuck on replay, replay-ay-ay-ay

tire au m16 et prend le micro

HUWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!les vitres explosent et mon vdd se fait eborgner

• lance le micro dans la salle*