Blabla 15-18 ans

Stranger: hey f m?
You: s
Stranger: ?
You: shemale
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Enorme ce site ! Au début je pensais qu'il s'agissait du chat avec une I.A... mais c'est bien mieux que ça !

You: are you looking for pedobear ?
Stranger: ?
You: no it doesn't seem
You: pedobear is the children's friend you know
You: he's famous
Stranger: i guess not....
You: tell me, where are you from ?
You: he's very famous in France in fact
You: and I think omegle is full of potential pedobear
Stranger: im from the us. u?
You: fr
You: okk
You: but beware of pedobear
Stranger: ok
You: http://assets.knowyourmeme.com/i/693/original/Pedobear.jpg
You: that's him
Stranger: whats the joke?
You: pedobear is a very famous bear who likes to rape young children
You: he attracts them with a "free candy" van
You: and then...
You: PROFIT
Stranger: haha

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Stranger: ur a good artist

No ban, no flood

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Stranger: hey
You: Ho
Stranger: m or f?
You: F
Stranger: cool im a guy
You: Cool, me too
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Stranger: hi
You: salut
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Stranger: hi, i'm xiachu. 10, boy, china. ^^
You: bien?
Stranger: That is French?
You: oui mon frere
Stranger: I am not your brother.
Stranger: Or am I?
You: tu me compren?
You: c bien
You: my sister
Stranger: In my school we learn French and English, and when I go to The comprehensive german
Stranger: i thought sister was souer or something
You: soeur
You: gg
You: cour de francais 1
You: "bonjour"
Stranger: Hello?
You: yes
You: je m'appelle tamere
Stranger: I am not that good at French though.
Stranger: Je m'appelle xiachu.
You: what ta mere whith mean?
Stranger: mother?
You: yes
You: "le cour est fini"?
Stranger: I do not know that yet.
You: you will understand
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owned

You: salut
Stranger: ashton or cort?
You: ça va ?
Stranger: ca va
Stranger: et toi?
You: ouais ça peu aller
Stranger: com si com sa
You: non non je pete la forme
Stranger: eeh je ne pais francais bon
You: ok bah taggle alors
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Stranger: hi. I'm looking for cute and horny girl
You: hello stranger
You: im girl only the weekends
You: that's good ?
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Stranger: Jenah??
You: Onche
Stranger: Jenah??
You: Onche Onche ?

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Noctis XII de retour en Juillet

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Stranger: ;)
You: :y
Stranger: asl?
You: 19 London
Stranger: cool
Stranger: im 18 London
Stranger: where in london
You: I have no house
Stranger: right
Stranger: but u got a computer
You: Just a computer
Stranger: i see
Stranger: how interesting
You: I sold my house to buy a computer :/
Stranger: never thought of selling the computer to rent a place
Stranger: oh
You: Bad idea
Stranger: that wsnt clever
Stranger: u using free wireless then?
You: Ya
Stranger: where from?
Stranger: what place wud be open at this time
You: Mc Donald
Stranger: oh ok

Chaud comment les gens se déco hyper vite.

Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: 51 Shemale philippines

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Stranger: MY MOMS MAKING HOTDOGS IN THE MICROWAVE!
You: yeahhhh
Stranger: hi?
You: i want
Stranger: u wannt ?
You: i want your mom
Stranger: i hope youre a boy!!!
You: yes i am
You: how old is she?
Stranger: 140
Stranger: 40*
You: MILF
You: :p
Stranger: BILB!
You: are you a girl?
Stranger: BROTHER ID LIKE TO BANG
Stranger: yes
You: hw old are you?
Stranger: 14 v
You: yeahhh
You: you're hot
You: ?
Stranger: hmmmm?
Stranger: how old are you?
You: 16
You: where do you live?
Stranger: OLD BAGG
Stranger: usa
You: i'm marrocan
Stranger: whaaaaa is that?

chaud la racisite

Stranger: Hi there, what's your name?
You: my name is disco
You: disco nnected

Une variante de disco nnected

Stranger: an accident ?
Stranger: ( 25 is more old =p )
You: My mom says to don't talk to stranger
Stranger: it's a good decision, but if she say that...
Stranger: Why do you are here ?
Stranger: Young men =)
You: I wanna try
You: She is sleeping
Stranger: Oh I see
Stranger: Ok...
In real life, i wasn't king of the pop ( really xD ? ) I am 16 year old and i am french !
You: Have you believed in what I said ?
Stranger: I was here just for fun
You: Forum 15-18 ans ?
Stranger: ON EST TOUT LES DEUX OWNED JEUNE GOMME
You:

Jerry

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You: Im on Mars, ET naped me
You: do you think am crazy ?
Stranger: I complete psycological profile from two lines of text? ...then yes!
You: Okay
You: they are green and small
You: they have no fucking dick
You: that's crazy
Stranger: Is dick the first thing you look for in alien life forms?
You: no your head
You: sorry it's bad

OMG le ownage

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Stranger: hi
You: wesh bien ou quoi ?
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Stranger: name?
Stranger: hey
You: Sacha
You: I will be the very best
Stranger: sacha male or female?
You: male why ?
Stranger: you male?
You: yeah
Stranger: where from
You: france

Stranger: hi - 25 m england
You: Bonsoir.
You: Ah un sale rosbeef
You: Fais pas trop froid chez vous ?
Stranger: mais oui
You: Ah
You: C'est bien Big Ben ?
Stranger: can;t spak French - I'll level with you
Stranger: Can;t speak English either by the looks of that
You: Oui mais t'es marrant toi
You: Napoléon serait pas fier de moi
You: Waterloo, Austerlitz...
You: Toutes ces conneries
Stranger: Napoleon - he was the little fella, no?
You: Fella ?
Stranger: man
You: Oh yes
You: He kick the ass of the English

Rage ?????? OMAGAD, allemande de 26 ans

You: non, mais je me sens mieux. Plus libre
Stranger: tu m'étonnes
Stranger: et ils faisaient quelles positions?.... ^^ ça m'apprendra les noms français :D
You: Elle se faisait sodom lol ( anal)
Stranger: ah le nom la je connais^^
You: lol, c'est quoi tes postions favorites ? :D
You: positions*
Stranger: attends, je cherche dans un traducteur^^